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A candy store of pain.
By Bill | July 4, 2007
“Batman: Trinity”
The scene opened with a fancy cock tale party in a big old mansione. There were all kinds of ladys with big old cleavages everywhere and also they had hips because they were rich and wearing tight dresses. Weighters wove thru the crowd like threads upon a loom of people. They carried treys which were piles high with things like fish’s eggs and keeshes. A hand plucked a bubbly glass of champain of off a plater like a tuxedoe’d chef plucking a roasted goose.
It was Steve Batman! He was in his alter Egon, (his superhero characture being that of just plain Batman, defender of the knights.) Steve Batman was no ordinary man, because he was a million air and allso he was Batman, as previously mentiond. Hummm, “he hummed to himself, and also thought to himself, “WHich one of these fine ladys will know the touch of my fair Bathand this eventide”
He slid up next to one of the ladys who was as hot as jesicca Rabbit with Jesicca simspons face. She smiled at him and he smiled back at her, craftily gulping from his crystal goblet of shampainge. he waggled his Eyebrows at her and she fluttered a fan at her blushing face, because she was a southern Damesel. He glanced at all of her cleavages. “Looks like you brought some freinds” he joked slightly off coloredlly. This as a risky move but she guffawed demurely and winked her eyes at him. Steve new they were about to be some Dirty Deeds.
Suddenly out of no were, the skylights exploded in everywhere like crazy! The manscion was flooded with Bad Guys, and one was grabbing Steve Batman’s new be troethd! Steve (Batman) thought as fast as he could! It was A Dracula! The Dracula grabbed his new girl frend’s suppal neck! There were Draculas’ everywhere! Everyone was screaming and Running around like they were abored a Crazy Train!
Batman had to think even faster. He didnt’ no how he could defeet all of these Draculas without reveling his secrete identity. He wound his brain up to mock 3 of thinking speed annd came up with a plan so crafty,
“LOOK OVER THERE!” he threw out, and everyone looked over into the corner. All that was there was one french Weighter, and he shrugged comicly so everyone in the audience could laugh as a way to relive all of this tenshun. When they all looked back, Steve Batman was gone and who was standing in his place than BATMAN!” He rose slowly amidst a swirl of smoke and flexed his mitey Nuckles. “Hope you dont mind if I crash you’re Party.” he one-lined and then through a priceless Ming vase striaght down onto the rug to empha-size his pointe.
The Draculas’s leader seemed to be the one holding the girl we we’re talking about before. He motioned a vaney hand and about a thousand and a half draculas’ creepet in onto were Batman was. Batman took a cool look around like a kid in a candy store of pain. There was a long second of silence. Batman slid out of his belt a nunchuks that was also a gun on either side. He swirled them around himself like a Whirl Pool Bath. “Surfs Up.”
A Dracula lunged at him and he twirled his gunchucks expertly (he was the world’s only expert in them). They hit the side of the Dracluas face and simultayneeusly both broke all the bones in his face and also blew his head off using one of the bullets. Dried and dusty brains splattered everywhere in a wet dusty mess. All of the other Dracula’s screamed and swept forward like an angry sea with a wave riding atop a crest of vampyre’s. “Wipeout.” Thought Batman as he swirled and twirled and span his gunchucks. BLAM, they said. AND also CRUNCh. They we’re thirsty tonight.
As quickly as it stopped, suddenly they’re was just Batman and the Head boss Dracula. The fangs we’re inching ever closer to the volumptuous neck of his ladie fare. Batman shooped in just in the Knicks of time!
He fought the Dracula hand to hand and fang to teeths. They fought a hard Scrabble war that waged all over the Ball room. Batman would kick and also would punch with his fists and the Dracula fought him blow for blow. Never had Batman batteled such an adversery! Then suddenly Batman remembered his secret weapon!: “Hang Ten,” grumbled Batmans vocal chords. His hands grabbed the head of the Dracula and piledrived him on the concrete floor of the place. The Dracula was daised, so Batman See’sed the oppurtoonity to End This.
“Let’s Get Down To The Heart Of The Matter.” And with that he plunged his spicy glove into the chest hole of the Dracula and pulled out its’ heart which was beating dust and thick blot clots all over the floor. “Keep the Change” as he squoze the mangy heart into explosiongs. The Dracula and all of the other Dracula’s exploded everywhere and the lady ran over to Batman and gave him a long wet kiss with her lips and tounge and also with her mouth. “Shoot the curl”, he laughed as they made makeouts. Batman winked at the camera. Steve Batman might be a million heir, but tonite it would be Batman rolling in Doe.
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